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Grandmaster Flashed: Kasparov Attacked by Flying Penis-Copter

Gary Kasparov might not have beaten the chess computer Deep Blue , but he stood firm against Deep Throat. The video shows the Grandmaster being attacked by a flying Penis-copter whilst speaking at a Russian event. We're betting that the security guard who smacks the floating genitalia out of the air is a crack volleyball player; check out the whack he gives it.

Not only is this an impressive feat of DIY toy-modding and media-hacking, it also represents -- to the best of our knowledge -- the first time that a flying penis has ever disrupted a press conference in the real world. In Second Life, it's old hat by now: Last year, SL real estate entrepreneur Anshe Chung had a public interview in the virtual world interrupted by a parade of flying phalluses.

The best part, though, must be Kasparov's reaction. You can see a tiny smile flash across his poker face when he sees the chopper coming towards him. If we have any Russian speakers out there, tell us what Kasparov says afterwards.

Kasparov silenced by unidentified flying penis

Over the years, chess champ turned politico Gary Kasparov has suffered all kinds of indignity: famously undone at his own game by IBM's Deep Blue more than a decade ago, notoriously arrested and jailed by Russian police for his activism last year. Yesterday, however, he faced his most surreal attack yet.

While making a public plea for unity against nemesis Vladimir Putin, a mysterious dangling object from the ceiling distracted the room: an airborne penis with a helicopter attached to its testicles. Undaunted, a bodyguard advanced on the unwelcome member with a stick, neutering it with vicious abandon.

"I think we have to be thankful for the opposition's demonstration of the level of discourse we need to anticipate," said Mr. Kasparov after the attack. "Also, apparently most of their arguments are located beneath the belt." Someone in the audience shouts, "Finally the political power shows its face!" to which he replied, "Well, if that's its face..."

Reminiscent of a similar event on the virtual reality Web site Second Life, the prank was perpetrated by a group belonging to Young Russia, a group of pro-Kremlin operatives.

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